Vandar Tokare, who’s like Yoda’s great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy. Vandar, a patron of many art forms, was one of the first great Jedi percussionists. Using stones and sand to create rich and complex rhythms and audial textures. An unquestionable genius, entrancing and delighting his audiences. Right before he uses the rocks to pummel them into oblivion because they’re Sith scum. A symphony of thumps and smacks joined by a chorus of annoyed yelps from lesser Darths. 

 

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Mr. Tokare’s album "Songs of the Sith (Suffering)" will be in stores this Christmas.

 

I need to work on my inner peace.  Jedi make it seem so easy.