Sabotage

Not all Jedi are smart.  Some Jedi hurl themselves headfirst into apocalyptic firefights with naught-but-a-lightsaber, figuring they’ll be just fine deflecting every speck of a horizontal hail of a million-zillion blaster bolts.  (Sometimes referred to as lightsaber-donors.)  Others prefer to take some precautions.  Like this clever and industrious Sullustan Jedi.  He’s decided to sabotage this factory’s entire production line of battle droids, by replacing the command target lock: Open fire with mounted top hat, monocle, and cane.  Go to subroutine: Old-timey song and dance. Who says apocalyptic warfare can’t have a little pizazz?

 

 

For Star Wars: Scum and Villainy.  Copyright Wizards of the Coast, Lucasarts, Disney, and on and on.

 

 

Special thanks to Jedi Nub Wuggler for letting us not only follow him around and take pictures, but also upload our playlist of 80’s rock ballads into these battledroids.  We’re looking forward to the next armageddon now.