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Darth Malak

Darth Malak, showing us that a true Sith needs no flashlight app on their smartphone. Malak is a genius. I can’t believe I never came up with bolting metal over my mouth so that I didn’t have to talk to people who annoy me anymore.
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For Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. Copyright Wizards of the Coast and Disney.
Darth Malak insisted this photoshoot produced zero carbon emissions. Caring for the planet is important to the Sith. They want a nice long future on this planet once they murder all of us and take it. It’s Dark Side and Light Side, Malak, not Lighting side and Lightsaber Side. Still, looking pretty menacing.
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