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Asajj Ventress
Asajj Ventress versus UT-ATRuthless and impetuous Asajj Ventress, boldly and baldly giving the red-assed beat-down to an Unstable Terrain Artillery Transport (UT-AT.) Showing both her prowess and heartlessness, ambushing this poor tank that was separated from her momma tank in the dark. Terrified, cold and alone, and now chopped into scrap. Scrap that will be used for affordable Ewok housing. Circle of life. We can’t all be Simba.
For Star Wars: Clone Wars RPG book. Copyright Wizards of the Coast. And Lucasarts. And Disney. And I’m probably forgetting some.
Co-sponsored by Adopt-a-Death-Machine and the Endor High Commission to Relocate Ewoks to Somewhere Not in my Backyard.
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