Perhaps too delicate of a topic for sensitive readers. So those with puritan sensibilities: Earmuffs.
I truly believe that the primary source of smouldering, unending fury that lich-kings iconify, comes from the lack of a throbbing “wizards staff” to “channel mana.” Many mages think it’d be worse than death to loose their little wand. …I mean colossal shillelagh of sorcery. To be undead, and know you’d spend an eternity with no spellcasters stick of pokety pop pop, that’d make you one grumpy gus.
There, it happened. You’re witness to the few and far between Steve Argyle dick joke. I don’t have to apologize to you.
For Legends of Norrath. Copyright Sony Online Entertainment.