Darth Talon.  A well-blended smoothie of all things a guy like me loves.  She's powerful, dangerous, alien, tattooed.  Despite being in the same club that made so many ugly Sith Lords before her, she's sizzling hot.  If she didn't kill you because of the surface thoughts she'd read off you, those force powers could be so very...  for the sake of the kids, let's just go with "neat."

So, naturally I wet myself when I got this assignment.  I didn't get up from my chair, either.  I just started painting.  I was that excited.  I've prepared for similar future events by keeping a towel on my desk.

I think that if Darth Talon and Rachi Sitra were to jello-duel, I would live out the rest of my days with a smile you couldn't remove with a jackhammer.  Yes, I'm shallow.

-For Star Wars RPG, WotC, directed by Blake Beasley.